Pensioners knit jumpers (sweaters) for bald ex-battery hens.
Purchase yours from Lucky Hens Rescue.
What to make of the political autobiographies and what they say about the Hunting Act 2004 which banned fox hunting and other bloodsports?
Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair wrote in A Journey that he didn’t ‘feel’ the issue. (305) May be that was why the Labour government had to be dragged kicking and screaming to ban bloodsports.
Today, The Guardian previews Peter Hain’s Outside In which includes the following about Prince Charles and fox hunting.
Prince Charles did, however, have one major disagreement – over hunting with hounds. Legislation to ban it was taken through parliament in 2004 while I was leader of the Commons. Although strongly backed by animal lovers, it was highly controversial. During one of our conversations, the prince suddenly brought up the subject, explaining his support for hunting, very exercised. “It’s a great British tradition,” he said, leaning forward, and confiding plaintively: “Do you know, the best thing is when I join everyone afterwards at the local pub. It’s my only real opportunity to meet ordinary people properly.”
Of course, one feels for Charles’ social life. Or lack thereof. But it hardly seems credible. And certainly an indefensible defence for the, er, indefensible.
Yes, Britain’s Royal Family and hunting, shooting and fishing are as inseparable as, well, as a gin and tonic. However, to defend killing wild animals as an opportunity to socialise with the masses (if, indeed, that’s who they were) is surely stooping to new highs (or is it lows?) in defending archaic and cruel traditions. Truth be know, the Grumpy Vegan has a soft spot for Charles. There’s something about him that is simultaneously intriguing and revolting. There’s so much he champions that is good. But then there’s the indefensible bad.
But these glimpses into the political animal help us who toil in democracy for animal rights discover what happens behind the curtain of power.
All this reminds the Grumpy Vegan of a blog, The Hunting Act’s Inbuilt Redundancy, posted here on September 28, 2004. It talked about how David Maclean, then Conservative MP for Penrith and the Borders, pursued a strategy to ensure the Hunting Act is, in his view, so badly written as to be unenforceable.
We must work on the assumption that, in 12 months time, there will be legislation on the statute book banning hunting with dogs. I think that the banning option is impossible to enforce and, once we stir up the police about its weaknesses, they will be terrified of trying to implement it. However, it is absolutely vital that the legislation is as flawed and sloppy as possible. The Lords must not clean it up. I want every inconsistency, every dubiety, every ambiguity left in. If the law is clear, then we are finished, because most us will not break the law. However, the endgame must be that, on the day that a hunting ban comes into force, we can all turn out with our doggies to go walking, and the police and learned professors of law will all say that probably no crime is being committed because the law is so unclear.
Fast forward to 21 August 2007 and this is what David Cameron, MP, leader of the Conservative Party, said
I am not a big fan of government banning things and I don’t think that the current law is working or even credible. That is why I have said that a future Conservative government would make time available for a vote whether to repeal the hunting ban, but it would be a free vote for Conservative MPs.
And blink back to the last few days when Prime Minister David Cameron lamented on BBC TV that
There has been a tendency in Britain, and all governments have done this, to jump into putting the changes [in place] in advance of the actual legal necessity and, as a result sometimes we’ve actually exported, for example a lot of our pig production, to other European countries. But if we’d put in place the changes at the same time as others, our pig farmers would have had a more level playing field.
From all of this it’s not too difficult to conclude that animal welfare is not going to be at the top of this Conservative led coalition government’s priority list. In fact, it’s the reverse. How is it possible to ensure as little as possible is accomplished for animals? Well, there’s not a fig leaf left defending why a ban can’t be imposed on performing animals in circuses. But don’t wait for this government. (True. The Labour government should’ve acted more decisively when it could.) And killing badgers in the vain hope it will stop dairy cows from catching TB is not the scientific led methodology that it’s all cracked up to be. There’s also the case of the failure of the Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs to ensure British egg producers complied with the European Union directive banning the barren battery cage from January 1 this year.
Having said all of that…..the past Labour Government made some significant accomplishments for animals. But there’s also much more to be done to ensure that if Labour are returned to power that they will also achieve as much as they can for animals.
Sadly, the Grumpy Vegan isn’t too optimistic for either party whichever forms the next government (of course, he’s Labour) as the British animal welfare/rights movement fails consistently to elevate its ability in the political arena by making the issue a mainstream political issue. Yes, groups are active on their priorities. But, yes, many other groups despise the political process and fail to understand why political parties could make a major impact on animal wellbeing. But there’s still time for us to sit up and pay attention.
Don’t we want to challenge those who represent the animals’ interests in the political process? It’s not us representing animal welfare in the political arena. It’s all those who profit from the commercial exploitation of animals.
Men and women of England, how long shall these things be?
PS: David Maclean is now Conservative Peer Baron Blencathra. According to the Daily Telegraph he
led the campaign to prevent the publication of Commons MPs’ expenses, spent thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money renovating a farmhouse before selling it for £750,000.

Christmas and the New Year are the perfect time to bake vegan goodies. Actually, any time of the year is the best time of the year to bake vegan goodies but sometimes we need an excuse.
So, what better thing to do during is there other than to bake vegan goodies? Which isn’t mean to say that the Grumpy Vegan didn’t work during over Christmas and the New Year. Because he did. That damn book isn’t going to write itself, is it?
Published just before Christmas is a new vegan baking cook book by the Hastings-based 1066 Cake Stand. During the orgy of holiday vegan baking the Grumpy Vegan tried two recipes from 1066 Cake Stand’s Compendium of Cakes by Shelley Feldman and Kevin Young. The first was the Everything-Less Fruit Cake. It is a very interesting recipe using cooked dates and mixed dried fruit as its foundation. In contrast with a traditional fruit cake recipe which can sometimes by on the dry side, the verdict on this cake was that it was very moist and fruity. Indeed, an excellent, recommended recipe!

Victoria Sponges are a challenge to vegans. The Grumpy Vegan can make a damn good chocolate cake with chocolate gnash icing. But a Victoria Sponge whose primary ingredient is eggs, well…… that’s a challenge.
So, 1066 Cake Stand’s recipe for a Victoria Sponge had to be tried. It didn’t quite turn out how I expected it to. There is always a temptation to fiddle with the recipe, which the Grumpy Vegan admits to. So, further opportunities will be taken to bake this cake again.
Nevertheless, this recipe produced a sponge that was really rather good. It had a lovely vanilla flavour and had a texture somewhat similar to a sponge. But it fell apart on the cooling rack. Again, this may have been the fault of the Grumpy Chef. Nevertheless, no good food goes to waste (just to the waist line) and the decision was made to cut the sponge with a small, round cutter. Thus, the cake was transformed into individual sponges with the aforementioned chocolate gnash icing. Here is the photo to dribble over. Marks out of 10? Nine!

Here’s the cover the new 1066 Cake Stand’s Compendium of Cakes cook book. Highly recommended. Give it a go. Order it today from here!
With 1066 Cake Stand joining with other vegan local businesses, Hastings is fast becoming the centre of the vegan universe. Well, yes, bit of a stretch. But what’s so wrong with a bit of vegan pride?
Here are two other Hastings-based vegan enterprises: the Hastings Brewery and Bay Tree House bed and breakfast.
And let’s not forget the Hastings Vegan Dining Club which will be celebrating its fourth anniversary this year!
The Grumpy Vegan recommends the Christian Vegetarianism blog as an invaluable resource on things to do with, er, Christian Vegetarianism. It’s a treasure trove of historic goodies. An excellent example is ’The Veil Between’ by Jack B. Yeats (1871-1957) which appeared in The Vegetarian dated December 7, 1895. It is, apparently, a lower-third portion of a montage composition. I like the contrast between the two children peering through the curtain shocked at the bull’s slaughter with the delight of the delight of the two Christian men tucking into their charred animal corpse.


The Hastings Vegan Dining Club met just before Christmas for our, er, Christmas Do. The festive feast of ‘Bring A Dish’ goodness was the final Vegan Dining Club of 2011. Here’s what we had
Savouries, starters & mains: Tomato, Cucumber & Basil salad; Rice, Lentil and roast aubergine salad; Alfalfa sprouts; roasties; coleslaw; falafel & rice balls; lentil lasagne; vegetable strudel; baba ganoush; tofu & walnut dip; hummous; chestnut pie; tempeh.
Deserts: pastry filled with chocolate ganache and pink custard; Xmas cake; choc & banana cake; mince pies; stollen; choc cookies; choc crispy squares; toffee pecan pie.

Drinks: Mulled wine; HSB–Hastings Brewery locally brewed vegan beer.
Sadly, the Grumpy Vegan couldn’t make this meal. He is, therefore, grateful to the other (‘nice’) Kim for making notes and taking photos!
After more than 30 years of reading The Guardian (except for a period when the weekly Manchester Guardian was read in the US before the age of the Internet made all things possible), the Grumpy Vegan for the last time this morning went to his local newsagents to pick up his daily copy. The decision to end my loyalty and subscription was difficult but inevitable. It is like saying good bye to an insufferable friend.
Regular visitors to this site and the other one know that this has been a love/hate relationship for some time. There’s much to commend the paper for. But there’s so much more to condemn it. In particular, its arrogant and ignorant attitude toward vegan/vegetarian, cruelty-free living and animal rights. These transgressions have been documented frequently here and in the other place. Even recently, the paper dedicated two centre page spreads to photographs of fox hunting. Why not a photo of hunters assaulting sabs? Or one of a dead fox, deer or stag killed by a hunt? For a paper that proudly and smugly declares its liberal, enlightened worldview, it is almost always illiberal and unenlightened in its coverage of animal ethics.
Further to this stupid attitude, I join with many who find the cost of reading the paper, even at its reduced subscription rate, increasingly prohibitive. Of course, I can read it for free online. I used to feel guilty in doing so. Not any more. And when, as it surely will, it puts most of its editorial behind a pay wall, I will most likely not subscribe. But I should not be emphatic in this as, one day, I will probably use an iPad and the paper’s online content will be too tempting to ignore.
The Grumpy Vegan will miss many of the paper’s op ed columnists, including Polly Toynbee, Michael White, Jonathan Freedland, Simon Jenkins, John Harris, Jackie Ashley, John Vidal, Martin Kettle, Timothy Garton Ash and Deborah Orr. Didn’t always agree with them. That didn’t matter. They’re important because they informed and provoked. Two other contributors deserve special mention. The first is Larry Elliott whose writings on business and commerce always sparkled with clarity and insight. No mean achievement given the dryness of the topic. The second is Steve Bell, the brilliant op ed cartoonist (is this the correct word to describe him?) and creator of the legendary If… comic strip. Among the Grumpy Vegan’s treasures are posters and postcards bought from Steve at his stall in the Camden Market in the 1980s.
Such an abundance of talent at the Grauniad is difficult to reconcile given its contemptible attitude toward animal rights. The paper’s championing of difficult and uncomfortable issues, particularly the antics of what was once called Fleet Street, is to be saluted and given a standing ovation.
Yes, I will miss giggling over If…. Yes, I will miss the Easy Crossword. Yes, I will miss spending Saturday mornings catching up with the week’s papers. I will mildly miss the Saturday Review because more often than not it includes something (but not always) of interest. I will miss the Sports pages for the large photos of men in intimate positions in their bodily contact sports. I won’t miss the Saturday colour supplement magazine as its content is consistently boring and predictable. I will miss a sense of community which the paper extraordinarily creates between itself and its readership. Just read the letters to the editor page to see this manifested. I will miss saying ‘Good morning’ to the folks in my local newsagents when I pick up my copy. I will miss the physical experience of handling the newspaper and turning the pages. Of folding it vertically into halves to read its contents. I will miss its design, which is far superior than any other newspaper I’ve read.
Nevertheless, it’s time to sever the link between The Guardian and the Grumpy Vegan.
Two of the Grumpy Vegan’s favourite vegan/animal rights blogs recently indicated their intention to pause their activities: Erik Marcus’s excellent Vegan blog and Suicide Food. Both blogs have been written about previously here.
Erik writes
One reason is that writing this blog means immersing myself, every day, in distressing material. There’s an emotional cost associated with writing about animal cruelty, because good writing never happens without giving your subject careful consideration. And when your subject pertains to suffering, and you’re carefully considering it all the fucking time, your day-to-day happiness can take a big hit. To put it as succinctly as I can: writing this blog makes me sad. Perhaps the bigger reason I’m ready to move on is that I’m increasingly aware that my daily blogging carries an enormous opportunity cost. The time I spend here requires my most careful thinking, and my day’s greatest expenditure of mental energy. Although I often finish blogging by noon, the person I am for the remainder of the day isn’t as smart and focused as the person who writes this blog each morning.
The Grumpy Vegan (and his not-so-evil-twin, Kim Stallwood) understand exactly what Erik is describing. In fact, these emotions are not the unique possession of people like him (or me/us). The good news, however, is that Erik continues to blog but not so frequently. Please follow him, as he is an invaluable resource. Don’t always agree with him, but, hey, does that matter? It’s good to be challenged occasionally. And good luck, Erik, with the new projects!
The folk(s) at Suicide Food write
But we’ve reached our limit. Oh, there are more shills out there. The world will never run out of animals living for their chance to die, animals who find their highest calling in the mad dash for death. Our files are stuffed with literally hundreds of unused images, with more uncovered or emailed to us all the time. But we’re done. We’re hanging up our scolding cape. We can’t say whether this is a permanent retirement or just a sabbatical. We might be back in a week. Or a month. Maybe we’ll adopt a lackluster once-a-week posting schedule. We might pop in from time to time with especially vile specimens from suicidefoodism’s wretched workshop. Or we might just slink off to embark on another grand/stupid obsession.
Again, many thanks, Suicide Food! A great, original project which creatively showed the animal industrial complex for the crass, stupid and delusional mess that it is. But, hey!, the Grumpy Vegan is keeping his RSS feed intact to you. He doesn’t want miss anything you do. And nor should you.
With thanks to Erik Marcus for bringing it to my attention after it was brought to his by someone else.