The Rapture on the Internet

Among the Grumpy Vegan’s prized possessions are a miscellaneous collection of Christian artefacts. Visitors to the seat of the Grumpy Vegan were sometimes quizzed as to whether a certain religious artefact was “fake” or “real.” For example, is a “Wash Away Your Sins” moist toilette or a crucifix which, when squeezed, sings a brief extract from the Hallelujah chorus, “fake” or “real”? And what about the “Nail Your Own Jesus to the Cross” kit complete with a bag of Holy Nails?

Anyway, such collecting was suspended years ago but every now then something similar pops its head above the parapet and demands attention.

So, here’s the You’ve Been Left Behind Web site.

We all have family and friends who have failed to receive the Good News of the Gospel.

The unsaved will be ‘left behind’ on earth to go through the “tribulation period” after the “Rapture”. You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing “God Bless America” at baseballs’ seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

“WHY” is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!