How the Grumpy Vegan Attains Happiness

Read Jane Austen
Embrace solitude
Stand in front of a Caravaggio
Sup an organic blueberry voddy mix
Be vegan
Finish The Guardian Quick Crossword
Write
Read
Day dream
Dive into the mind of Virginia Woolf through her writings
Find the one percent when all else is 99%
Listen to Round the Horne
Expose hypocrisy
Shame anyone to the right of Roseanne Barr
Repel bores