A formal complaint had been laid before his Majesty by Dog Noble, Esq., protesting against the disturbance of his slumbers by Major-General Cock. It appeared that the worthy Commander-in-Chief was given to vocalizing at undue hours, having visions of operatic … Continue reading
It was a disgrace to the age that the wrongs of the Turtle should be allowed to continue without even a single effort to relieve them. At the present time especially, when they were all engaged in a holy movement … Continue reading
Several eloquent speeches had been made in the course of the debates. One dull day, when the business before the house was on the preservation of the Union of the Beasts, and the Parrot had been four hours on his … Continue reading
The Leech replied with dignity that he excused the expression, though it hurt his feelings (on this he rubbed his eyes with the tip of his tail.) He was no quack, as the editor would perceive by reading the advertisement … Continue reading
On recommendation of the Cockatoo, a newspaper was established, to be the organ of the insurgent animals, under the title of the Daily Barker and Biter. The Chair, confessing his inexperience in such matters, called upon any brute present who … Continue reading
“Dear Sir,–I fear you have misapprehended the Code of Honor. If you refer to the work on the subject by Governor Hair-Trigger, you will find that you have no right to choose weapons, but that the choice is ours, as … Continue reading
