But when it comes to Ernie’s pack of six-toed cats at his Key West home, well, that’s another story.
You see, the USDA is attempting to force the Ernest Hemingway Home and Museum to be licensed because more than 50 descendants of the old boy’s cats continue to live there.
I don’t think a pack of old Ern’s much-loved moggies should be a USDA priority. Someone needs to sort out the USDA’s priorities. Our taxes pay your salaries, matey!