In the same week that Michael Harris was prominently featured as a completely 100 percent raw vegan in Baltimore City‘s free weekly newspaper, he was fingered for eating nachos and drinking beer by his server who recognized him from the article.
Lyndsi Mayer, waitress at the Fells Point’s Waterfront Hotel, told the City Paper that the nachos, chicken wings and fish are all fried in the same “grease.” She confirmed that the nachos are “smothered with CHEESE […] from a moo-cow!”
Challenged, Harris demonstrated remarkable verbal dexterity worthy of any disgraced politician “100 percent vegan 90 percent of the time,” he said.
Now, you’re either vegan or you’re not. But there’s room for some latitude. (See Glossary for the Grumpy Vegan’s approach to veganism.) But nachos in a restaurant fried alongside dead chicken and fish parts and “smothered” with cheese is so obviously NOT vegan.
