{"id":3504,"date":"2011-06-17T09:37:10","date_gmt":"2011-06-17T13:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/?p=3504"},"modified":"2011-06-17T09:37:10","modified_gmt":"2011-06-17T13:37:10","slug":"ladies-day-at-royal-ascot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/17\/ladies-day-at-royal-ascot\/","title":{"rendered":"Ladies&#8217; Day at Royal Ascot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who needs revolting students when you can have drunken men in their Sunday finest brawling in a frenzied stupor on Ladies&#8217; Day at Royal Ascot? Sadly, the Grumpy Vegan can&#8217;t legally reproduce any of the photos of said regal punch up but we can always rely upon <em>The Daily Mail<\/em> to keep us up to date with the news and a finger wag. &#8220;Lowering the tone,&#8221; laments the guardian of the nations&#8217; standards, &#8220;A man wielding a \u00a398 bottle of Laurent Perrier Rose Champagne gets involved as the fight breaks out between racegoers.&#8221; Shock! Horror! It&#8217;s the end of civilisation as we know it. &#8220;Broken chairs and glasses litter the scene,&#8221; the guardian of moral values breathlessly tells us, &#8220;and one man is still wielding the champagne bottle as another man shields his face.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Whatever you do&#8230;.don&#8217;t spill the bubbly!<\/p>\n<p>Anyone for Fortnum and Mason Early Grey?<\/p>\n<p>And then it turns positively <em>homoerotic<\/em> &#8230;. &#8220;Man down! One racegoer clutches his head in agony whilst another desperately grabs on to another man&#8217;s leg in an attempt to floor him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Do check out the pickies at the nation&#8217;s guardian of moral values.<\/p>\n<p>What ho! Such fun!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who needs revolting students when you can have drunken men in their Sunday finest brawling in a frenzied stupor on Ladies&#8217; Day at Royal Ascot? Sadly, the Grumpy Vegan can&#8217;t legally reproduce any of the photos of said regal punch &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/17\/ladies-day-at-royal-ascot\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-3504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-living","tag-why-britain-is-great"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}