{"id":1180,"date":"2009-07-21T05:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T09:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2009-07-21T05:13:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-21T09:13:00","slug":"1180","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/21\/1180\/","title":{"rendered":"The Guardian and Vegetarian Robots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it just the Grumpy Vegan who read today&#8217;s report in <em>The Guardian<\/em>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/technology\/2009\/jul\/20\/flesh-eating-robot-vegetarian\">Flesh-eating robots turn vegetarian<\/a>, with irony that was never intended? <\/p>\n<p>Apparently, the U.S. military in conjunction with a commercial company is developing an &#8220;unstoppable military robot that powered itself on everything in its path&#8221; but not, as it turns, on &#8220;dead bodies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We are focused on demonstrating that our engines can create usable, green power from plentiful, renewable plant matter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In other words, Go Vegan!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The commercial applications alone for this earth-friendly energy solution are enormous.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Again. Go Vegan.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>US officials hope the steam-powered engine can be used by the military to create a self-sufficient robot that could survive on its own for months at a time.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t you hear me? Go vegan.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The early version of Eatr runs on twigs, wood chips and other plant-based material. This is fed into an engine that burns it and uses it to create propulsion.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sigh. Go vegan.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Another of the robot&#8217;s inventors, Dr Robert Finkelstein of Robotic Technology Inc (RTI), said that Eatr had built-in systems that would help it determine whether material that it ingested was animal, vegetable or mineral.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, yawn, go vegan.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If it&#8217;s not on the menu, it&#8217;s not going to eat it,&#8221; Finkelstein told Fox News.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not unless it&#8217;s vegan!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Eatr can also use more conventional fuels, such as petrol, diesel or cooking oil, to keep going. But the group reiterated that it would be illegal to create a robot that used dead bodies for energy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Whose dead bodies?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it just the Grumpy Vegan who read today&#8217;s report in The Guardian, Flesh-eating robots turn vegetarian, with irony that was never intended? Apparently, the U.S. military in conjunction with a commercial company is developing an &#8220;unstoppable military robot that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/21\/1180\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eating","category-moaning","tag-grumpy-vegan-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grumpyvegan.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}